Insanity finds the realm of science!

[Zolgar]

Now nothing is sacred, when even a land of law and order is corrupted by insane minds like mine..

 

So I'm just posting this because I have to in order to post in the chemistry section. Why do I want to post there, you ask?

 

Well, it's simple. I'm studying to become a pyrotechnician (... Hey, I like blowing things up >.>), so there's things I want to ask people with brains about. (Don't worry, I won't ask them how to make bombs, I can get that easily from a cab driver I know.)

 

You see, I used to have a brain, but first I spent too much time playing video games, so there went most of it, the rest has been killed by the inhaling of fumes from burning random things. What little was left after that was melted by me developing a taste of spicey food. And I think my caffien addiction ahs something to do with it too.

 

... What? You want me to shut up and tell you something about myself?

 

Well I am male, 22, single, in Arizona. I'm looking for a smart attractive woman who can support me and tolerate myt tendancy to burn the house down.. >.> Yeah, yeah I know I ask alot.

 

My hobbies include video games, D&D, Spinning a fire staff, and making weird things burn or explode.

 

And I hope my boss never reads this post, because I work in a gas station..

 

...... I wonder how big of a crater 10,000 galons of gasoline blowing up would leave?

 

Never mind the fact that it would be very hard to make it meet the right conditions to actually combust, as inside the tanks there is most deffinately not enough of an oxygen content for it to adiquately burn. But one can still dream, eh?

[Boerseun]

Hi there Zolgar, and welcome to Hypo!

 

I find blowing up stuff very interesting as well, not to mention entertaining!

But seeing as we've got a lot of members here with all ten fingers still intact, we don't encourage posting recipes and stuff, you know, that, like, goes boom and stuff.

 

It is cool, in a destructive kinda way, though...

 

Happy posting!

[InfiniteNow]

Welcome to Hypography, Zolgar. Enjoy your stay. :computerkeys:

 

 

Cheers.

[Zolgar]

Don't worry, like I said, I won't be asking for recipies for explosive..

 

I may be asking for help on the mixing of them, seeing as I have a book with lots of recipies for flash powder, but not very good directions for it.

 

While I like having burn scars, I do my best to avoid getting too many of them, that way each one has its own interesting little story. :hihi: